7.26am
Languagehat.com reports on a new edition of H. W. Fowler’s A Dictionary of Modern English Usage. I have a copy of the second edition, so I can’t say if the entry below derives from Fowler or from the equally wonderfully named Sir Ernest Gowers (who revised the text in the 1960s), but it’s a characteristically dry dismantling of a certain misuse of language that I’d assumed was only a modern complaint. It seems, however, that it’s been going on for ages, figuratively speaking. (Or, if it’s an addition of Gower’s, literally decades.)
literally. We have come to such a pass with this emphasizer that where the truth would require us to insert with a strong expression ‘not [literally], of course, but in a manner of speaking’, we do not hesitate to insert the very word that we ought to be at pains to repudiate […] The Prime Minister sat through the debate [literally] glued to the Treasury bench […]
I have to apologise to the student I recently mentored, who used the word in a story I was critiquing. I didn’t exactly quote the above, but I came close.
Nip it in the bud, I say. (In a manner of speaking.)
11.55am
The delivery label for my IKEA goods had them addressed to “chris miks”. Which I guess is appropriately minimalist and Scandinavian.
4.36pm
A computer technique can tell the difference between ancient inscriptions created by different artisans.
12.36pm
Comments I’d rephrase for clarity if I had my time again (#14): “Daddy’s just going to wipe his bottom and make you a sandwich.”
1.32pm
The rate at which Gracie is acquiring new words is exceeded only by the rate at which my vocabulary is diminishing.
8.57pm
Predictive text on my last phone interpreted ‘cous cous’ as ‘anus anus’. I shudder to think what Google Voice Search will make of it.
4.11pm
Apparently Axl Rose has gone missing. Maybe he’s gone looking for the errant apostrophe in “Guns N’ Roses”
9.14pm
From Scientific American, research into the ways in which stories can “enhance social skills by acting as simulators for the brain” and can help people “make sense of increasingly complex social relationships”
9.03pm
In the 70s, people truly believed that the identity of a man named Mott could be clarified by the addition of the cognomen ‘the Hoople’
4.51pm
C-3PO is not only fluent in 6 million forms of communication, he also manages to sound like an asshole in every one of them
9.03am
A list of over 400 of the rarest modern English words, including a long list of unusual adjectives of relation.