Index: language


Wednesday, 2 December 2009

7.26am

Literally a new edition of Fowler

Languagehat.com reports on a new edition of H. W. Fowler’s A Dictionary of Modern English Usage. I have a copy of the second edition, so I can’t say if the entry below derives from Fowler or from the equally wonderfully named Sir Ernest Gowers (who revised the text in the 1960s), but it’s a characteristically dry dismantling of a certain misuse of language that I’d assumed was only a modern complaint. It seems, however, that it’s been going on for ages, figuratively speaking. (Or, if it’s an addition of Gower’s, literally decades.)

literally. We have come to such a pass with this emphasizer that where the truth would require us to insert with a strong expression ‘not [literally], of course, but in a manner of speaking’, we do not hesitate to insert the very word that we ought to be at pains to repudiate […] The Prime Minister sat through the debate [literally] glued to the Treasury bench […]

I have to apologise to the student I recently mentored, who used the word in a story I was critiquing. I didn’t exactly quote the above, but I came close.

Nip it in the bud, I say. (In a manner of speaking.)


Sunday, 4 October 2009

11.55am

The delivery label for my IKEA goods had them addressed to “chris miks”. Which I guess is appropriately minimalist and Scandinavian.


Friday, 3 July 2009

4.36pm

Computer reveals stone tablet ‘handwriting’ in a flash

A computer technique can tell the difference between ancient inscriptions created by different artisans.


Friday, 17 April 2009

12.36pm

Comments I’d rephrase for clarity if I had my time again (#14): “Daddy’s just going to wipe his bottom and make you a sandwich.”


Friday, 23 January 2009

1.32pm

The rate at which Gracie is acquiring new words is exceeded only by the rate at which my vocabulary is diminishing.


Monday, 15 December 2008

8.57pm

Predictive text on my last phone interpreted ‘cous cous’ as ‘anus anus’. I shudder to think what Google Voice Search will make of it.


Thursday, 4 December 2008

4.11pm

Apparently Axl Rose has gone missing. Maybe he’s gone looking for the errant apostrophe in “Guns N’ Roses”


Thursday, 18 September 2008

9.14pm

The secrets of storytelling

From Scientific American, research into the ways in which stories can “enhance social skills by acting as simulators for the brain” and can help people “make sense of increasingly complex social relationships”


Thursday, 26 June 2008

9.03pm

In the 70s, people truly believed that the identity of a man named Mott could be clarified by the addition of the cognomen ‘the Hoople’


Tuesday, 24 June 2008

4.51pm

C-3PO is not only fluent in 6 million forms of communication, he also manages to sound like an asshole in every one of them


Thursday, 17 January 2008

9.03am

Compendium of lost words

A list of over 400 of the rarest modern English words, including a long list of unusual adjectives of relation.