Can’t help feeling my life would be richer and fuller if I wasn’t so dismayed by the sight of dirty dishes.

Or if we had a dishwasher.

I swear I vacuumed this floor mere days ago, now it looks like a dandruffing mammoth has slept on it.

If the measure of ironing excellence was “add more creases”, I would be considered excellent at ironing.

Opened bin to find wasp in there. Put bag of incredibly soiled nappies on top of wasp.

Humans: 1

Vespidae: nil

Two things I forgot today: removal of underpants from bathroom, and the fact that we had a house inspection.

Enormously clever of me, moments after the house had finally cooled down, to do the vacuuming and heat it back up again