Index: embarrassments

Sunday, 7 February 2010

10.27am

Today I unwittingly took both glass and alcohol to a glass– and alcohol-free event.

Friday, 4 December 2009

5.28pm

I just broke a deckchair. And, I suspect, my arse.

Friday, 11 September 2009

2.06pm

Managed to flick a vibrant yellow stripe of poo onto myself. Not my own, if that makes it any better.

Thursday, 30 July 2009

10.21am

When delivery men bring me parcels I am invariably in my dressing gown. I can’t help feeling bad about that.

Friday, 17 April 2009

12.36pm

Comments I’d rephrase for clarity if I had my time again (#14): “Daddy’s just going to wipe his bottom and make you a sandwich.”

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

1.00pm

Two things I forgot today: removal of underpants from bathroom, and the fact that we had a house inspection.